✄ out here the good girls die

porkrub:

titytwochainz:

gagging is such a beautiful noise

nothing makes me happier than the sound of a woman choosing my dick over the air she needs to live

image

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asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.
Cosmo sex tip #263

dishevelment:

After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”

(via leukocytes)

pinkbaron:

thorhead:

pretty much the most accurate of the nightbloggers you will ever see is when barbossa’s crew get exposed to moonlight in curse of the black pearl

you best start believing in 3am posts miss turner

you’re in one

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mozaiks:

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claudehooper-bukowski:

whereismyoscar:

fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

(via kay-elle-cee)

oscarstardis:

popcornmassacre:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

so this entire time

we’ve only hated ourselves

#life

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