one-to-tennant:

when people call the doctor “doctor who”

(via perfectpsychopath)

chirpofjoy:

When throwing a punch:

recycledstarguts:

andyandhismom:

femmeflower:

rudimentarypinay:

asinheavenasinhell:

thnafu:

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

PUNK TIPS:

-GRASP A LIGHTER IN YOUR HAND WHEN SWINGING

-DONT BE AFRAID TO AIM FOR THE GROIN

-STOMACH PUNCHES ARE MOST EFFECTIVE

-IF YOU HAVE STEEL TOE BOOTS, FUCKING USE THEM

OAKLAND TIPS:

-JUST CARRY A GUN

Hipster Tips:

-Throwing a can of Pabst is more insulting than a punch

-Don’t let your monocle fall out

-Unbroken fingers are so mainstream

River Pines tips:

- The only thing you have to worry about are the meth dipped darts flying past your face when you go outside. 

This would be funny if anyone other than Sam got rural Northern California jokes.